185.5

Jan. 13th, 2026 05:33 am
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Sunday the price on one of the trucks I'm watching dropped another $1000.  This is the one in Oregon-where there is no sales tax, so the price ($15,900) would be exactly what I paid.

Used cars are a different breed of cat: each one is rather unique.  Unlike new, where you can find the same package at several dealerships, most often you will not find an exact duplicate for sale in the used market.  In my case, I am looking for a very specialized item-a 4 wheel drive, manual transmission pre-emissions diesel with an extended cab (still a 4 door but the rear is rather compressed) short bed.  On top of this there is a specific engine I am looking for, a 7.3 Powerstroke which is not only emissions free, but largely mechanical and very solidly built with few failure points.

The one in Oregon is clean. Since I started watching it the price has gone from $19,900 to $18,900 to $16,300 and as mentioned is now $15,900.

Before this last round of price drops I tried to buy it. Since my credit card balances are high right now and this is a 25 year old vehicle, the deal I proposed wat that if the dealership could arrange financing, I'd buy it and have it shipped.  This was on Dec 30.

The dealer was very nice, but flat out told me that his finance people only wrote local loans. I'd have to arrange my own financing.  

might be able to do that but insurance would be an issue.  They only write policies for actual cash value, often go to Blue Book, and the blue book on a 2000 Ford is around a third of what I'd be paying for it.  The loan would be a similar problem if I went straight auto, the security on the loan would be in the negative.  So I told him he'd have to arrange something. He couldn't, the deal died.

Once the new price came out, my interest was re-ignited and I sent him what I called. an LSD Deal.  so named because you'd have to be on LSD to suggest such a thing, but I've got a history with these.  The deal was I'd give him a deposit, make 3 or 4 payments for the next month and a half and then at the middle of May (after the Tulip Festival) fly out with the balance and pay off the truck and drive it home.

Somehow he thought I was proposing driving off with the truck after my down payment and he did not go for that. I explained he'd keep possession until it was paid for and he said he'd consider it.  I never heard back, so I'm guessing it's still a no.

But I bought my first house this way. I didn't have money for a down payment and I made three installment payments until the down payment was complete and then I assumed the existing mortgage (this was back in the day when assumable mortgages were plentiful) I couldn't qualify for a mortgage on my own back then, but I could assume somebody else's existing instrument. 

I once bought a new car and my trade in was a weed-eater.

I bought the donut trailer several years ago the same way.  Kept making payments until it was paid for and then picked it up.

Did that with the 2006 Dodge.

It's win-win, classic "You name the price, I'll name the terms".  The downside for the seller is that it sits for a couple of months and the money does not come in as a lump sum.  But he gets his price-which is the exchange for me not showing up and beating him down.  (I've done that too, driving  hundreds of miles-and then haggling.  The seller wrongfully assumes I would not drive back empty handed, and I remember one time I came back from south Florida without a purchase).  In that case I was not being hard headed, the trailer was advertised as a 16 foot unit, when I got down there it was a 12 foot trailer. The seller had included the trailer hitch in his measurements and I had to educate him about how it's actually done.  He actually said "You're not going to drive back empty handed" after he refused to budge on price, and yes indeed, I drove back empty handed.

So I am no stranger to creative financing.  I've done a lot of deals that were "unconventional" to say the least. 

But this one turned out to be a bust too the dealer said he'd hate to tie up the truck until May 14 (the proposed date I'd fly there and drive back) in case somebody showed up and wanted to pay cash for the truck.

Well, I can't force anything on anybody.  My saying is "Never try, never fly".  So maybe another truck will come along.  As I get closer to my season my position does nothing but improve.

Once I get the Dodge back from the body guy (who now has the headlights and hopefully he wraps things up this week) I can try to sell that and we'll see what that does to my bargaining position.

I am always wheeling and dealing....

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I have a month left on 10mg and then I bump up to 12.5.

I'm still ecstatic about my progress.  Weight loss has slowed a bit (as I expected it to) but I'd have to say I'm still overwhelmed with how well I've done since May

Hell, I wasn't wearing clothes this size in high school (I wore 34w pants-these are 32 and I regularly wear 30's now. Shirt is 15 1/2 X 34, and I remember a LOT of 16 X 34 years ago).  No complaints-other than I don't smile for selfies....alt="" />

Oddly enough, I've re-sized my selfie a number of times and the photo is not showing up on my entry.  

I guess I am having growing pains on this new site.

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I was filling my sister in (via text) about the audit and she asked how I felt. I repeated, numb.

She said it was PTSD.  Makes perfect sense. Who am I to argue with her?  

I have street smarts. She has native intelligence.

When I had COVID she recognized it. I didn't.  When I've talked about giving up events, she's the first to point out that I don't need to do the things I do (which I know but I need to hear it every so often).  When I mention that I'm tired (not something I mention that often) she points out "This (concessions) is a young man's game".

So when she offers an opinion, I listen to her.

I'm sure every day will get easier.  I just don't know how I'm supposed to feel for the time being.

In the meantime, the lawyer told me that it will still take a month or three for all of the paperwork to make it's way through the system until this thing is finalized.  That's fine.  Once it is we have to approach the IRS about a payment plan.

In the meantime....I know that I'll feel better once my contracts for the spring events show up.  Right now I'm 49 days from working (46 if you want to count the trip down there). 

The headlights I ordered for the 2006 were delivered yesterday.  Hopefully that means that sometime in the next two weeks Rob (the mechanic) will be done working on my truck and I'll get it back.  I'm a little excited about that, but I still feel like I want to get back into a stick shift. There sure is not a rush.

Anyway, I made soup (mushroom!) and I'm watching videos and surfing the web.  We are expecting UPS or Amazon today so I'm trying to keep a tight rein on the dogs.  This morning when I let them out, the neighbors chickens were in our back yard. 

I'd like to say they all escaped with no casualties, but Cody got to one and killed it and I had a hell of a time getting the body away from him.  I guess he likes chicken....
worldfamouspizzapaul: (Goodbye Kitty)
For all intents and purposes, the audit was settled today. That amount ($43,706.78) is what I owe the IRS.

How bad is that?  Well, first of all, they claim that I actually owed for the two years that are in question here.  Instead, I showed a loss and received federal refunds of $11564.00 and $12089.00.  That totals $23563.

The amount owed, minus what we already received (overpaid to their minds) equals $20,143.78.

I can't look at returning the overpayment as a penalty, and it helps me think of things to look at the $20143.78 as penaty, interest, and fines.  

So this thing ran for over four years, and in the end they realized $5035.95 for each year. I'm willing to bet it cost them more than that to receive this amount. I know it sure cost us more to defend ourselves.

So how do I feel? Numb, that's for sure.

I wish I could say I was happy, but I'm not. On the other hand at one point I think I was looking at about $150,000 in back taxes, penalties and interest and that would really send me over the edge.

I'm used to dealing with big numbers, and as far as they go, this one isn't all that big.

I've spent more on cars, I've spent more on trailers, and I'll feel terrific when this is done (I mean done paying for it).

This is not the result I'd hoped for, but it seems to be about the best I am going to get, and it really is time to move on.

We'll stick with having the CPA do our taxes-let him defend this stuff if it ever comes up again.

I argued this every which way I could and in the end, I apparently came up short.  I fought the good fight.  

Now it's time to lick my wounds and move on.

Tomorrow is another day, this is another year.

185.8....

Jan. 8th, 2026 08:25 am
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After a fitful night I realize that this whole affair (audit) is draining the life out of me.

When I started Mounjaro I said "I don't want to die a fat man". (Of course, as well as I'm doing, my BMI is now 25.9 and I am classified as...OVERWEIGHT) well, I'll stick with it, I'm only 8 pounds away from "Healthy Weight".  But the point is I am/was concerned about my passing.

For Christ's sake, I'm only 72 (and when I was 10 I thought 60 was old....) My grandfather lived to be 96 and my grandmother on my mothers' side lived to be 95 and my grandfather on my mothers' side lived to 98 but I think about dying a lot.

Like I'm not ready to die. I don't want to die. I still have a lot of things to do before I die.

Sex-wild uninhibited sex with a variety of women is off the table. Thanks to my prostate the machinery doesn't work the way it used to, and thanks to the dogs I don't want to give up hours away from the house.  Thank goodness I enjoyed that one to the fullest years ago.

Toys-I still want to get a manual transmission truck. No idea why, my fear is that once I start with one again I'll decide it isn't fun anymore and regret the purchase.  Best case scenario I find one that I can pay cash for, and then if it doesn't fit the lifestyle I can chuck it.

The business.  I could give up the carnival or the independent spots at any time if finances were in order.  Either Deb retiring and my social security increasing, or a death in the family and an inheritance (I know, I sound like a ghoul).  But I got nothing to prove at this point, and I still maintain that at this point I am doing this more for fun (although the money is nice)  I'm still capable as hell-although it's obvious things will never work out as I had hoped.

At worst I have two years to run on my loans to the finance company.  I have said before I want to buckle down and become debt free.  That still holds.  Get myself out of this hole I'm in (although part of it was to keep afloat this winter).

There was a point in my life where I wanted to gravitate away from pizza and just do ice cream.  The pizza bookings really took off for some reason (maybe it was the trailer) and last year I did $68,000-$63,000 if you subtract Mobile, which was a loser and IF I could do that consistently it would throw off about $40,000.  That would be fine.  I have a lot of data and a lot of ways to work this-I don't have to work my ass off, not really but I will again this year for sure. 2027?  Who knows?

But I DON'T want to become a legend in the business for dying at an event or worse yet in the rest room along the interstate while on my way to an event (there was a popcorn guy who died like that).  I do want to go out on my own terms.

You know, I really won't see anything clearly until this audit is over. If it ever ends....

worldfamouspizzapaul: (Popeye)
Today was disheartening to say the least.

The attorney had the meeting with the IRS and at this point they aren't changing ANYTHING.

He said they made it clear they want to settle this ASAP and they do NOT want to go to court. 

Friday we have a 3 way call with him, the current auditor and myself, and hopefully the manager will not be a part of this.

I'd hoped there would be resolution and closure today.

I'm sick. Really.  Starting on year five of this crap?  My life so totally disrupted by this?

I want to throw in the towel so badly but...

I'm that guy.

The one that "When God made him he forgot to put the quit in that boy".

I feel like I've been climbing mountains with 1000 pound weights strapped to my back.  I want to pack it in. But...you don't do that. 

This could be the 99 yard line and all I have to do is fall over the goal while holding the ball.

I want this ended, they might want it ended more.

Lawyers lose interest when there is no money on the table. I'm sure it's the same for IRS agents. They've thrown everything they had at me for four years, and I keep coming back with hard evidence and I haven't given an inch.

There is a time for giving up. This isn't it.

I'm too stupid to quit.

There is no disgrace in being beaten There is a lot of disgrace in tossing in the towel.

Like Rocky said-I didn't hear no bell.

On to Friday....
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Yesterday's entry was not that great. I'm getting used to things here vs. LiveJournal and I tried to post some screen shots that pretty much ruint the whole thing.

Bottom line was the dealership would not let me drive the truck to an independent garage for what ever reason. Same dealership refused to budge on the price 3 weeks ago, but now has come down.  

I felt a little bad-I had made up my mind to buy this one, and just have it fixed. However....life had other plans.

That's fine. I need to stick to the original plan, Older SuperDuty, supercab (not the full blown 4 door) Diesel and a standard shift, all wrapped up in a California or Texas or Oregon (rust free) truck.  I'm the guy who always says things happen for a reason.

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Monday I heard from my attorney regarding our last volley of documentation for the IRS.  The story here is that the guy we are working with was out of the office Monday and today.  Tomorrow (Weds) we should know more.  As always, this is maddening.

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I'm still on the edge of my seat waiting for the Texas contracts to come in. I'll breathe easier when they show (or don't but at least I'll know what's going on.)
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Two things today-the auditor claimed there were many duplications on the info I sent. He claimed that he gave us what he said he did.

I went back and examined both of the forms I sent in (my ever faithful Excel spreadsheets)

Part of his letter to my attorney included this bit of prose: "I suggest you start at the negative $60,734 and add all the Schedule C adjustments on the 4549. They will yield plosive NI of $10,198 x .9235 x .153 = $1,441. If you look at the summary attachments toward the end of the report you will see the calculated numbers for NI per exam". it also included this: it should be noted there are errors on his spreadsheet including multiple items I already accepted in the initial report.

I went back and examined my work. NO duplicate entries. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch!

These guys give me a pain.

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A truck I was interested in locally had a price reduction. When I went to go look at it I found a like-new vehicle with VERY low miles (118,000 for a 2003) and I wanted to go ahead and buy it, but....

There were a few mechanical issues. Steering problems.

The truck was a good enough deal that I wanted to go ahead (it was $7500) have it repaired at the dealership, and then just take out a loan for the whole thing, truck and repairs.

For some reason the dealership was not interested in doing that. (Well, the used car manager anyway). I suggested they drop the price to $6500 and I'd come up with my own money for the repairs.

No, the used car manager was convinced it would sell at that price.


I get a price alert from CarGurus-they lowered the price (it's been 3 weeks and hasn't sold-) so this refreshes my interest. On top of that, I can squeeze together the money.  I set up an appointment, and I set up an appointment with a local garage (15 miles away) to have a Pre-Purchase Inspection done.I

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So it looks like we are a go, right? WRONG!  

So the bottom line here is that I can buy the truck but I can't take it to a mechanic to have it checked over (remember, I am well aware of my own limitations) and when he said NO to driving it to a shop, I said fine, let your service department examine it. 

No again. 

Sooooo....I said I couldn't risk it. 

I did say that if he came down to $4500 I would take the chance, have it towed off the lot, and we'd all be happy.  I mean I don't have $4500 to throw away at this point in time, but this truck is a cherry, and even if I had to have $6000 in repairs it would be well worth it. 

Nope.  Uh-uh.  Not happening either. 

So screw it.  As I said initially, it just wasn't meant to be.

worldfamouspizzapaul: (butters)
I heard from the attorney today and he seemed pretty pleased with what I had sent him.  I asked if I had heard him wrong about them telling him that they were granting ALL of my contested items, he logged into the IRS portal, and read the email to me again.  No, they said everything was granted.  I pointed out (as I wrote yesterday) either they were lying or couldn't count.   He then asked me to send him a narrative to send the IRS.

This is that letter, which he said he was going to forward verbatim to the powers that be:



worldfamouspizzapaul: (Tim Hortons' Cup)
Yesterday I spent hours and hours going through 2019 and finding more stuff to dispute. I finished up with it this afternoon and then started on 2020.

As I began I noted that there were money trails for a lot of expenses, and they correlated to bank or credit card statements. So why were they disallowed? Why were they listed as non-traceable cash purchases?

I think the auditors are just lazy as hell.

We sent them scans of ALL of my receipts. We sent them all of my bank statements and all of my credit card statements and all of our tax returns (and they had subpoenaed most of them anyway from the banks and credit card companies) yet for some reason they did not connect the dots.

After a few hours of this, old World Famous said "ENOUGH" and wrote my attorney that this was just an exercise in repetition, we'd supplied voluminous proof to the IRS and I was not going to lead them by the hand anymore.

I found the missing payments to the tax people, so that wipes out $20,000 in taxes, penalties and interest. So that $74K becomes like $54K and I am convinced that had they actually given us everything I disputed as they TOLD my attorney they had, we'd be in the several thousand dollar range.

So tomorrow we have a confab. I'll speak my peace and at this point if they are not going to get reasonable (and I still blame the manager who is convinced I'm the biggest crook since Scarface) I am prepared to go before a judge. There is a risk of course, but in the words of a great man...

Popeye

So we will see what he has to say....
worldfamouspizzapaul: (WTF?)
The attorney called. The IRS reviewed what he sent and they reduced what they are asking for from like $87,000 to $74,000.

That will drop when we get Deb's credit card statements and can substantiate a few more things.

In the meantime...my instructions were to go through EVERYTHING again and find more stuff to challenge.

So it looks like I will be doing the same stuff this weekend that I did last weekend.

Apparently I was not as thorough as I could have been and Ithought they would look at everything again since I had pointed out so many mistakes that had been made previously they would go through it line by line.

Nope.

I take Deb in this afternoon and then it's back to work on this I guess.

My God, REALLY....when will this end?

186.7

Jan. 2nd, 2026 09:51 am
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Another day....

The plan for the day is to update passwords on all of my accounts (and I do a lot of dumb things here-like using the same password for most of my stuff. I'm old and remembering 30 or 40 passwords is just beyond my feeble mind).

Then I need to upgrade my business software. I was using Quickbooks self employed, no problems until Intuit decided to end the program and stopped supporting it pretty much and it got glitchy.

I was going to have nothing to do with them again but I'm limited in options that track mileage automatically and I need that in the event that I take standard mileage on my 2026 taxes. I would much rather deduct everything as I tend to spend like a drunken sailor, and going to older vehicles in the next year I expect there will be repair expenses, tires on the 2021 for sure, and who knows what else.

Taking standard mileage I stopped keeping fuel receipts and keeping track of them and I stopped tracking my actual profit for each event. I wasn't comfortable with that.

Deb starts her work week today so I put on the chauffeur cap again.

Life goes on.
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/09/15/carter.obama/index.html

I've said before how much I respect Jimmy Carter. I applaud the fact that he's not taken the comfortable route of clucking his tongue and shaking his head about this. I make no bones about the fact that I am an Obama supporter. I honestly feel that the most qualified individual was elected (finally) and that while we are free to disagree with him on anything, we have to be fair and give the man a chance to straighten out the mess we are in. I find him an inspirational speaker, and he has instilled the confidence and optimism that I haven't had since Bill Clinton was President.

I don't know shit about Joe Wilson. What I do know is that he's shown himself to be lacking in the most basic of social graces and I don't know that his apology rings sincere to me at all.

Okay, that's it. Computer off till this evening.
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http://www.detnews.com/article/20090916/OPINION03/909160335/Thank-you--too--Ernie

Ernie Harwell is a hall of fame broadcaster who is facing the twilight of his life. At 91 he's had a great run,and a terrific life. He's facing his illness with courage and grace, he's a very spiritual man who is at peace with his life and his relationship with his higher power.

I can remember sitting on my porch on Ferguson when I was six or seven years old hearing him and former Tiger George Kell broadcast the games on WWJ or WJR, sponsored by Stroh's Beer (which has long since been bought by Schlitz). He was there when the Tigers won the world series in 1968 and in 1984. I've met the man twice, and he was delightful.

Hey, it's all a part of life. I'm grateful that he was a part of mine.
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I didn't even mention the passing of Patrick Swayze.

Of course my best wishes go out to his father, John Cameron and his sister, Swayze Kurtz....
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Note to self:

Yes, the senior coffee at McDonald's is seventy five cents and the coffee at Starbucks

is almost two dollars.

They both have WiFi-but the atmosphere is way different.

Splurge.

....as soon as you finish your seventy five cent coffee....
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Well, when I interview people I do let them know that I am the Captain of the Enterprise-and I am specifically paying people to do things my way...

Anyway, right now the two biggest issues are cell phones (like you turn them off or leave them in your car, but I don't wait on people who are on their cell phones and I refuse (using the BOLD enough Ock?) to have my people trying to text, talk, etc. when they are supposed to be taking money.

Item #2? Unlike the majority of humanity since 1990, I need people who can make change without a cash register telling them what the amount is. One applicant got a little perturbed at me today, telling me she's an LPN and she can count (I told her that Pretty Wife is an RN and has issues making change-so there!) I just turned down a lovely girl who visibly paled when I told her she'd have to figure change on her own (all the more noticed since she was African American). Pity because she was the politest applicant I had so far, but I'd be tossing her to the sharks if I put her on a window.

In the meantime, Der Octopus has arrived in Texarkana, the trailer is in position, clean, and ready to be stocked. I've hired one person so far (and am ignoring the applicant who said (and I quote) "i was reply to the job you had posted and was asking do you have any more job openings" um....NO.

In the meantime, I have checked into my luxurious digs at the Motel 6 (a friend of mine tried to steer me to this great motel he found-and I had to tell him all about my experiences there http://octopus-garden.livejournal.com/2003/09/12/ (hey! I'm still writing the same crap, but instead of fretting about turning 50, 56 is rearing it's wrinkled ugly head! The good news is that I no longer feel I have the emotional maturity of a 16 year old, having progressed to that of a 17 year old-and a pretty responsible one at that too!)

So now my friend is watching out for the haunted television too! Me? I'm gonna get some dinner and then decide if I want to invest the $3 for wireless tonight. I'm just stubborn enough to go to Starbucks (where I am now) or McDonald's or even try to gank signal from nearby places. God, I'm such a case!
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I only write that because I stopped at a McDonald's in Benton Arkansas for coffee and running across the counter in front of me was a cockroach.

Oh yeah, I'm in the south again, aren't I?

I'm about 15 minutes from the lot, I decided to grab lunch (at what has to be one of the worst Flying J restaurants in the country) and brace myself for the day ahead. I'm expecting to meet my applicants, besides setting up and finishing the cleaning that didn't get done when I quickly left Elkhorn last week. I know it's a mess. Ah well...

I talked to my friend Carman today. She's sick as a dog, and I didn't even have to ask if she could help me in Baton Rouge at the end of October. She's going to have her gall bladder removed, so that puts her on the injured reserve list.

Man, I keep wondering if Deb could get me a part time gig at the hospital pushing a mop...

Ah well, onward and upward.

Sigh.....

Sep. 14th, 2009 06:15 pm
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Another birthday looms (beats the alternative, right?) and I stopped for fuel in Vandalia, IL.

The first time I made a road trip was in 1973, and I went by this same exit and there was a Ramada Inn with one of these big old signs in front, just like the one in the picture.

It's gone, the motel is gone, and gee, this makes me feel old for some reason....

I kinda miss those giant ass Holiday Inn signs too-they were energy hogs sure, but boy they were colorful. Don't even get me started on the Travelodge Bear...


So far it's been smooth sailing, although I avoided the scales in Michigan, I ended up going right past two in Illinois so far. I think guys like me aren't quite the priority in other states.

Onward and upward....
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I....I just can't believe it.

They lost? The Detroit Lions lost?

I'm just shocked.

What is this, like 400 in a row?
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